HEI: Brexit goes from raging dumpster fire to Dunkirk

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The Heisenberg writes: “There’s bad news on Monday for all the senior personnel who were planning on using the “Honey, I’ve got to work all night on Tuesday because I can’t trust the 20-somethings to trade sterling when the Brexit vote comes down” excuse to spend the night with their mistress. Theresa May has decided to pull the vote, presumably because she finally accepted the fact that a landslide defeat was inevitable. Sterling was confused for about 5 minutes, and then dove to an 18-month low.”